Spoiling Hetzner - A Very Small Review

If you provide justification for 36,893,488,147,419,103,232 addresses, I’m sure they’d be happy to just give it to you.

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The irony of having your own /29s with RIPE but having to “justify” (and likely pay for) a /64 to them.

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You can always use a Hurricane Tunnel. That’s what everyone on “We terminated KiwiFarms on Day 0 of contract renewal ColoCrossing - because they hurt an alleged tranny pedophiles’ feelings” do.

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Hi there! We do not offer additional / 64 subnets for our root servers. Customers can order an additional / 56 IPv6 subnet for € 49.00 one-time (excl. VAT). You can do this via Robot or in a support ticket.
–Julia, Marketing

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Hey HostBallers!
We’re happy to share some good news: Hetzner Cloud Networks Beta is now available!
Let your servers talk to each other through a private network :speech_balloon:
Check it out now: https://console.hetzner.cloud/projects

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What’s the pricing of it.

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The Networks feature is free :slight_smile: Also, the traffic on the private network interfaces is free and will not be charged. --Julia, Marketing

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Taking on NetCups’ Virtual Switch?

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When did Hentzer peer at Linx, only noticed it when I was doing a traceroute and seen core7.lon.hetzner.com.

Peeringdb say’s they got 100Gbps port at LINX LON1.

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Must be very recently as wasn’t in their last newsletter and isn’t listed @ Data centers yet

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One of our team members took this pick to show what the DCs look with the lights off. Some people find it a bit scary at first - what do you think? Julia and I both thought it made the DC look like a good setting for some sort of scary movie. For me personally, it reminded me a bit of the scene in Jurassic Park (the first one) where the kids are hiding from the raptors in the kitchen. Then later, it make me think a bit of Arya hiding from white walkers in the library in GOT…

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Make sure you remember this next Halloween.

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My exact thought as well :slight_smile:

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That would be scary as fuck.

EDIT: Wait. Katie and Julia?

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Why don’t you come play with us… FOREVER.
(We’ve got cloud so its not quite purgatory)

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hmmmm thinking about it … that’s going to take the creepiness to a whole 'nother level, so let’s say no.

“Any resemblance to persons living or (un)dead is strictly coincidental.”

The original picture is nicely done I think - the vibe reminded me just a bit of 2001: A Space Odyssey - but then another Stanley Kubrick movie came to mind …

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@uptime Nice photo edit. :slight_smile: I was kind of hoping someone would mess around with it. :wink: Some of the colleagues have said working the night shifts takes a bit of time to get used to. I used to feel that way too, when I briefly studied at the Biosphere 2. Have you ever worked or studied in a place like that? --Katie

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Great, now I want the next IT (chapter 3?) to be set inside a datacenter. You can even recreate the curb/drain scene with raised floors.

I’ve never tried to watch IT because clowns already freak me out. Although the raised floors made me think a bit of the crypts in GOT Winterfell battle. We had a bit of a debate yesterday at lunch as to whether or not a DC would be a good defensive place in the event of a zombie apocalypse, and we decided it wasn’t in the end. --Katie

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