Favorite Tech-Related Sayings and/or Memes

What’s some of your favorite tech-related sayings or memes that you’ve come across? I know there’s some good ones out there!

One of my personal favorites:
“Documentation is like sex.
When it’s good, it’s very good!
When it’s bad, well… it’s still better than nothing.”

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Big data is like teenage sex:
everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it,
everyone thinks everyone else is doing it,
so everyone claims they are doing it…

– Dan Ariely

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Hahaha that’s a pretty funny and accurate

never heard that but hilarious and so true.

My favorite xkcd -

Little bobby tables lol

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Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

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AWS Snowmobile agrees.

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AWS Snowmobile makes me think of “FedEx Bandwidth” from XKCD/What if? : FedEx Bandwidth --Katie

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“Have you tried to turn it off and off again?”

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“Admin Admin”

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